@Sam Bunion #cycle 1 /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #char 2 /e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e Stupid Mission: Enigma Ripoff Title /e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e Screens... /e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e #SEND ALL:lever /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i There. Screen still looks horrible. /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w Hi, I'm Sam Bunion. You'll be controlling /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i me during this game. Like I really want /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i somebody like YOU controlling me. Ho boy. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Well, here's the opening sequence. It has /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w nothing to do with the game. Enjoy! /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w #SEND ALL:mind #char 255 #END :bjorn /i/i/i/i/i/i #char 2 /e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e /e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e Well, that's it for the pre-game antics. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Press `P' and you can play the game. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i And trust me, there's no more. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Would I lie to you? /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i (Heh heh heh! Sucker!) /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w #char 255 /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i TO GET 5000 HEALTH, WALK TO THE BOTTOM /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i LEFT OF THE FIRST SCREEEN... #END #cycle 1 #END :lever #char 92 /i #CHANGE INVISIBLE WATER /i #CHANGE WATER BREAKABLE /i #CHANGE BREAKABLE NORMAL /i #CHANGE NORMAL SOLID #END #END :mind /i/i #char 73 #END :hide #char 255 #END :mind /i/i/i #char 84 #END :hide #char 255 #END :mind /i/i/i/i #char 83 #END :hide #char 255 #END :mind /i/i/i/i/i/i #char 65 #END :hide #char 255 #END :mind /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #char 76 #END :hide #char 255 #END :mind /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #char 76 #END :hide #char 255 #END :mind /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #char 73 #END :hide #char 255 #END :mind /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #char 78 #END :hide #char 255 #END :ndie /i/i/i/i #char 249 #END #END :mind /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #char 89 #END :hide #char 255 #END :niet #char 25 /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #DIE #END #END :mind /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #char 79 #END :hide #char 255 #END :mind /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #char 85 #END :hide #char 255 #END :mind /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #char 82 #END :hide #char 255 #END :mind /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #char 77 #END :hide #char 255 #END :mind /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #char 73 #END :hide #char 255 #END :mind /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #char 78 #END :hide #char 255 #END :mind /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #char 68 /i/i/i #CHAR 255 #send all:hide #END :freud #char 25 /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #DIE #END @Rompole #END :ndie /i/i/i/i #char 2 #END :mgo /w/w/w #PUT N EMPTY /e/e/e #END :mshoot #PUT S EMPTY #SHOOT S /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #SEND ALL:bjorn #DIE #END @Nietzche #END :niet #char 1 /i #char 2 /i #char 1 /i #char 2 #END :njump /n/s #SEND njump #END :nstop #END :nshoot #SHOOT E #END :ndie #DIE #END @Freud #END :freud #char 1 /i #char 2 /i #char 1 /i #char 2 #END :fjump /n/s #SEND fjump #END :fstop /s #END :shot #DIE #END #END :ndie /i/i/i/i #char 220 #END :bjorn #DIE #END #END :ndie /i/i/i/i #char 220 #END :bjorn #DIE #END #END :ndie /i/i/i/i #char 220 #END :bjorn #DIE #END #END :ndie /i/i/i/i #char 220 #END :bjorn #DIE #END #END :ndie /i/i/i/i #char 220 #END :bjorn #DIE #END #END :ndie /i/i/i/i #char 220 #END :bjorn #DIE #END #END :ndie /i/i/i/i #char 220 #END :bjorn #DIE #END @Host #cycle 2 #END :hide #char 2 Hello, welcome to It's All in Your Mind! /e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/n/n/i/i/i/i Tonight in the theater we have two men... /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i who had extreamly revolutionary ideas... /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i for their time. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #SEND ALL:niet On my left is Mr. Nietzsche, who believed /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i there to be a devine superman above all /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i gods and wrote `Thus Spake Zarathustra'. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #SEND ALL:freud On my right is Mr. Freud, who believed /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i all bad emotional energy is originated in /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i carnel lust. Good evening, gentlemen. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #SEND ALL:fjump Freud: Ah, Zarathustra, the Persian /s/s/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w #char 255 prophet Zoroaster. In Greek, `old camel'. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i I believe zis may be the root of your /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i problem. In your childhood you felt /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i affection for a camel. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #SEND ALL:fstop #SEND ALL:njump Hey, Mr. Bob was a better camel than /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i you'll ever be!!! Take this!!! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #SEND ALL:nstop #SEND ALL:nshoot #char 2 /e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/n/n Uh, this week, I think we'll have to cut /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i the show a little short... /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #SEND ALL:ndie #DIE #END @Costomer #END :ndie /i/i/i/i #char 2 #cycle 2 Costomer: Is this the deli? /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w Man: Rompole's Reprobate Deli! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Costomer: Got any meat? /n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s Man: Well, that's a broad subject. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Costomer: What do you have? /n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s Man: Oh, aardvark, anthropods, anteaters, /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i alligator, Armenian Hedge Pig... /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Costomer: Cow. A large piece of cow. /n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s Man: Earlobe? Nose? Brain? Spleen? /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Gland? Can't eat just one... /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Costomer: Ribs! Lots of them! /n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s Man: Well then -- spare, raw, grilled, /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i rare, mashed into a paste... /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Costomer: BAR-B-QUE!!! /n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s Man: Male or female cattle? /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Costomer: ... /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Never mind. Give me a baked potato with /n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s the works. /n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s Man: Coming right up. $10.50, please. #SEND ALL:mgo /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Costomer: This is neither baked nor a /n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s potato! /n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s/n/s Man: IF YOU WANTED TO HAND PICK IT, YOU /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THE BUFFET!!! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #SEND ALL:mshoot #END :shot #DIE #END