This is a remake of the Island of Jerks series, originally created by Aric McKeown. All I did was update the graphics, as well as correct grammatical/spelling errors; all the rest of the game's original programming and gameplay elements are intact (well, most of it; some new stuff may be added, but it still feels like the original!). We all liked the Island of Jerks games; they just weren't... um... "up to Interactive Fantasies graphics standards," for lack of a better term. The Island of Jerks: Special Edition will be my first (and probably only) remake of a classic game, and the graphics should now be (somewhat) better. $°±±²²²ÛÛÛÛISLAND OF JERKS: SEÛÛÛÛ²²²±±° $-=Original Concept=- $Aric McKeown $-=Updated By=- $GameMstr1 $-=Worst Part of IOJ Series?=- $The end of the series left us expecting $another game in the series; maybe there $is, since I haven't tried MZX yet... $-=Special Thanx=- $Vivios, who updated Business Bob, $inspiring me to update IOJ $Aric McKeown, original creator of this $hilarious game $And to you... for playing this crap! #end la @star #end :go #cycle 1 /i/i/i/i #char 250 /i #char 43 /i #char 88 /i #char 197 /i #char 88 /i #char 43 /i #char 250 /i #char 32 /i #send go @star #end :go #cycle 1 /i/i/i/i #char 250 /i #char 43 /i #char 88 /i #char 197 /i #char 88 /i #char 43 /i #char 250 /i #char 32 /i #send go #cycle 1 /i/i/i/i #char 250 /i #char 43 /i #char 88 /i #char 197 /i #char 88 /i #char 43 /i #char 250 /i #char 32 /i #restart @star #end :go #cycle 1 /i/i/i/i #char 250 /i #char 43 /i #char 88 /i #char 197 /i #char 88 /i #char 43 /i #char 250 /i #char 32 /i #send go rk #cycle 1 /i/i/i/i #char 250 /i #char 43 /i #char 88 /i #char 197 /i #char 88 /i #char 43 /i #char 250 /i #char 32 /i #restart �����²��ÿÿÿÿ���ÖC������������ �����²��ÿÿÿÿ�� #end :do #cycle 1 /i/i/i/i #char 250 /i #char 43 /i #send star:go #char 88 /i #char 197 /i #char 88 /i #char 43 /i #char 250 /i #char 32 /i #restart @star #end :go #cycle 1 /i/i/i/i #char 250 /i #char 43 /i #char 88 /i #char 197 /i #char 88 /i #char 43 /i #char 250 /i #char 32 /i #send go #cycle 1 /i/i/i/i #char 250 /i #char 43 /i #char 88 /i #char 197 /i #char 88 /i #char 43 /i #char 250 /i #char 32 /i #restart @star #end :go #cycle 1 /i/i/i/i #char 250 /i #char 43 /i #char 88 /i #char 197 /i #char 88 /i #char 43 /i #char 250 /i #char 32 /i #send go @star #end :go #cycle 1 /i/i/i/i #char 250 /i #char 43 /i #char 88 /i #char 197 /i #char 88 /i #char 43 /i #char 250 /i #char 32 /i #send go #cycle 1 /i/i/i/i #char 250 /i #char 43 /i #char 88 /i #char 197 /i #char 88 /i #char 43 /i #char 250 /i #char 32 /i #restart #cycle 1 /i/i/i/i #char 250 /i #char 43 /i #char 88 /i #char 197 /i #char 88 /i #char 43 /i #char 250 /i #char 32 /i #restart #cycle 1 /i/i/i/i #char 250 /i #char 43 /i #char 88 /i #char 197 /i #char 88 /i #char 43 /i #char 250 /i #char 32 /i #restart @star #end :go #cycle 1 /i/i/i/i #char 250 /i #char 43 /i #char 88 /i #char 197 /i #char 88 /i #char 43 /i #char 250 /i #char 32 /i #send go #cycle 1 /i/i/i/i #char 250 /i #char 43 /i #char 88 /i #char 197 /i #char 88 /i #char 43 /i #char 250 /i #char 32 /i #restart @star #end :go #cycle 1 /i/i/i/i #char 250 /i #char 43 /i #char 88 /i #char 197 /i #char 88 /i #char 43 /i #char 250 /i #char 32 /i #send go @star #end :go #cycle 1 /i/i/i/i #char 250 /i #char 43 /i #char 88 /i #char 197 /i #char 88 /i #char 43 /i #char 250 /i #char 32 /i #send go #cycle 1 /i/i/i/i #char 250 /i #char 43 /i #char 88 /i #char 197 /i #char 88 /i #char 43 /i #char 250 /i #char 32 /i #restart #cycle 1 /i/i/i/i #char 250 /i #char 43 /i #char 88 /i #char 197 /i #char 88 /i #char 43 /i #char 250 /i #char 32 /i #restart @star #end :go #cycle 1 /i/i/i/i #char 250 /i #char 43 /i #char 88 /i #char 197 /i #char 88 /i #char 43 /i #char 250 /i #char 32 /i #send go   #cycle 1 /i/i/i/i #char 250 /i #char 43 /i #char 88 /i #char 197 /i #char 88 /i #char 43 /i #char 250 /i #char 32 /i #restart @star #end :go #cycle 1 /i/i/i/i #char 250 /i #char 43 /i #char 88 /i #char 197 /i #char 88 /i #char 43 /i #char 250 /i #char 32 /i #send go @star #end :go #cycle 1 /i/i/i/i #char 250 /i #char 43 /i #char 88 /i #char 197 /i #char 88 /i #char 43 /i #char 250 /i #char 32 /i #send go   @star #end :go #cycle 1 /i/i/i/i #char 250 /i #char 43 /i #char 88 /i #char 197 /i #char 88 /i #char 43 /i #char 250 /i #char 32 /i #send go °°°°°°°±±±±±±±²²²²²²²²²²²²²²² ²±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±°°°°°°°°°°±±±±±±±±±²²²²²²²²²²²² @Fire :change #cycle 6 #char 178 #char 177 #send change :touch Ow!! #take health 30 #end ² ± @Fire :change #cycle 6 #char 178 #char 177 #send change :touch Ow!! #take health 30 #end ±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±²²²±±±±±°°°°°°°°°°±±±±±±±±±±±²²²²²²²²²² @Fire :change #cycle 6 #char 178 #char 177 #send change :touch Ow!! #take health 30 #end @Fire :change #cycle 6 #char 178 #char 177 #send change :touch Ow!! #take health 30 #end @Fire :change #cycle 6 #char 178 #char 177 #send change :touch Ow!! #take health 30 #end   @Fire :change #cycle 6 #char 178 #char 177 #send change :touch Ow!! #take health 30 #end @Fire :change #cycle 6 #char 178 #char 177 #send change :touch Ow!! #take health 30 #end @Fire :change #cycle 6 #char 178 #char 177 #send change :touch Ow!! #take health 30 #end ±±±±±°°°²±±±±²²²²°°±±°°°°°°±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±  @Fire :change #cycle 6 #char 178 #char 177 #send change :touch Ow!! #take health 30 #end @Fire :change #cycle 6 #char 178 #char 177 #send change :touch Ow!! #take health 30 #end @Fire :change #cycle 6 #char 178 #char 177 #send change :touch Ow!! #take health 30 #end @Fire :change #cycle 6 #char 178 #char 177 #send change :touch Ow!! #take health 30 #end @Fire :change #cycle 6 #char 178 #char 177 #send change :touch Ow!! #take health 30 #end @Fire :change #cycle 6 #char 178 #char 177 #send change :touch Ow!! #take health 30 #end @Fire :change #cycle 6 #char 178 #char 177 #send change :touch Ow!! #take health 30 #end @Fire :change #cycle 6 #char 178 #char 177 #send change :touch Ow!! #take health 30 #end @Fire :change #cycle 6 #char 178 #char 177 #send change :touch Ow!! #take health 30 #end  °°°°°²²²²²²²²²°°°°°°°°°°°±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±               °²²²²²²²²²°°°°°°°°°°°°±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±± #cycle 1 /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w /i/i/i/i/i/i/i /e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e #restart ²²²²²²²²°°°°°°°°°°°°°±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±± #cycle 1 /e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e /i/i/i/i /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w #restart ²²²²²²°°°°°°°°°°°°°°±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±± ²²²²²²°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±± ²²²²²²°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±°°°°°°°°°²²²²²²²²²°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±°°°°°°°°°²²²²²²²²²°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°²±±±±±Creator:Aric McKeown2nd Game²²²²²²²²°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°²²±±±±±Creator of:MST3K Turkey Day²²²²²²²²°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°²²²±±±±±Remade by:GameMstr1°°°°°°²²²²²²²²²°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°²²²²±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±°°°°°°°°°²²²²²²²²²°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°²²²²²±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±°°°°°°°°°²²²²²²²²²°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°²²²²²²