@zzt #end :change /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #change invisible water /i #change water normal /i #change normal solid #play +++++ cdefga #play +++++ 4 b #send star:blink #die @slim #cycle 1 #end :change #char 84 #end :die #die @slim #cycle 1 #end :change #char 72 #end :die #die @slim #cycle 1 #end :change #char 69 #end :die #die @nuked #end :come #cycle 1 #change green object blue object /i #change blue object purple object /i #change purple object green object /i #send come :die #change blue object green object #change purple object green object #die °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° ° @slim #end :change #become slime @slim #end :change #become slime ° ° °° °°°° ° ° °°°° °°°° °° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° °° °°° ° ° ° °°° ° ° °° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° °°° ° ° ° ° ° ° °°°°° ° ° ° ° ° ° ° °° °°°° ° ° °°°° ° ° °° ° ° @slim #end :change #become slime @slim #end :change #become slime ° °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° @slim #cycle 1 #end :change #char 79 #end :die #die @slim #cycle 1 #end :change #char 70 #send zzt:change #end :die #die @Tomas #end :come #cycle 1 #play t++ct-cd# #char 43 /i #char 42 /i #char 35 /i #char 15 /i #char 12 /i #char 2 /i #cycle 3 Tomas: I will have no such foolishness /i/i/i/i/i/i/i on MY title screen! Prepare to die! #play -qccicqceiddxccx-b+qc /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #change solid normal /i #change normal breakable /i #change breakable water /i #change water empty /i #send slim:die #send Phelan:die #cycle 3 #end :killjason Tomas: And now for the hair grip of death! #play -----qdchd /i/i/i/i/i/i/i /s Die fat boy!!! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #send Jason:die #end :mad Tomas: Alan! You were supposed to leave /i/i/i/i/i/i/i already! Be gone! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Tomas: That is finally and truly the end /i/i/i/i/i/i/i of this warped and derranged title screen! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Have a nice day! ;-) /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 15 /i #char 35 /i #char 42 /i #char 43 /i #char 32 :glar The Sewers of ZZT /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Press "P" to Play /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #glar @stuff #end :change #char 95 #end :die #die @stuff #end :change #char 219 #end :die #die @stuff #end :change #char 95 #end :die #die @Jason #end :come #char 2 #cycle 1 #play t++ct-cd# #char 43 /i #char 42 /i #char 35 /i #char 15 /i #char 2 /i #cycle 3 Jason: Hello there Phelan, that hat looks /i/i/i/i/i/i/i pretty yummy! May I have a bite? /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #send Phelan:ok #end :eat Jason: Yum, this hat is pretty tasty! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i (burp) #play T-----c9c9c9c9c8 /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #send Alan:belch #end :die #char 1 Jason:(SQUACK!!!) /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #char 148 #cycle 1 /w/w /n/n /e /n/n /e #char 9 /n/n /e #char 7 /n/n /w #char 250 /n/n /e #send Alan:die #die @guard #cycle 1 #end :come /s #char 1 #shoot w Guard: What did you call me?!? /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w #cycle 3 #char 2 #end :leave Guard: It never fails... The doorbell /i/i/i/i/i/i/i never stops its infernal ringing! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i /e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e #die @fool #end :change #cycle 255 /i #cycle 3 #char 2 /e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e Some Freak: Ok, you've waited this long so /i/i/i/i/i/i/i you deserve a nice treat! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Are you ready...? /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Are you really, really ready...? /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Ok, here it is... /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i BOO! #cycle 1 #char 79 /i #char 9 /i #char 7 /i #char 249 /i #char 255 /i #play 1 #char 43 /i #send alan:move #die @stuff #end :change #char 244 #end :die #die @me #cycle 1 /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w #cycle 3 You: Welcome to the best game in the big, /i/i/i/i/i/i/i huge, giant, humungous, stupendous, /i/i/i/i/i/i/i infinite ZZT Universe! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i This is... #send slim:change #end :resume #zap resume THE SEWERS OF ZZT!!! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i You: Now you get to watch me do what ever /i/i/i/i/i/i/i I want! And what I want to do is dance! #send stuff:change #cycle 1 :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P #zap P #char 1 /i #play 1 #char 2 /i #play 1 #send P #send stuff:die #cycle 3 You: That's enough of that foolishness. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Now, let's check out the character's in /i/i/i/i/i/i/i this game... /i/i/i/i/i/i/i starting with the best... /i/i/i/i/i/i/i ME!!! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i What! You say I'm not the best! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i But I'm the same person as you! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play h+ a You don't care? Well then F$%& you! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Wait a minute! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Is it just me or did I swear at myself? /i/i/i/i/i/i/i How about we just forget this whole thing /i/i/i/i/i/i/i ever happened. Ok, then, where were we? /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Oh yes, the cast. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Next we have the stupid security guard... /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #send guard:come #end :shot #cycle 1 #play t--ct+cd# Ouch! #cycle 3 /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i You: I said "SPECIAL", Mr. Guard Person! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i You don't have to get so violent! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Guard: Well SORRY!!! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i You: (ding-dong!) /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Hey did I just hear the doorbell? /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #send guard:leave /i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i You: What an idiot... /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Ok, then who's next... /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Next on the list is Radioactive Man! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #send nuked:come #end :talk You: PURE PLUTONIUM!!! AAHHHHHH!!!!!!! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i I'm melting... melting! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #cycle 1 #char 1 /i #char 79 /i #char 111 /i #char 9 /i #char 7 /i #char 249 /i #char 250 /i #char 43 /i #send nuked:resume :loop #cycle 1 #char 15 /i #char 42 /i #send loop :pretty #cycle 3 You: I'll get you my pretty! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i And your little dog too! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #send nuked:takeover #send loop :changemind #cycle 1 #play t++ct-cd# #char 43 /i #char 42 /i #char 35 /i #char 15 /i #char 2 /i #cycle 3 You: Ok, Ok, you've convinced me! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i You're no fun at all! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Well, I guess that's all the time we have /i/i/i/i/i/i/i for the title screen! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Bye, bye! #cycle 1 #char 79 /i #char 9 /i #char 7 /i #char 249 /i #char 255 /i #play 1 #char 43 /i #char 255 #send nuked:vanish #die @nuked #cycle 1 #end :come /n #char 2 /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w #cycle 3 Man: Hello there, I'm Radioactive Man! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i I'm made from pure plutonium. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #send me:talk #end :resume R-Man: Hahaha. Very funny. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #send me:pretty #end :takeover R-Man: If you're going to be like that /i/i/i/i/i/i/i than I'll be the star! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #send me:changemind #end :vanish R-Man: Now hurry up and play! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i There's nothing else to see! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #send fool:change #cycle 1 #char 79 /i #char 9 /i #char 7 /i #char 249 /i #char 255 /i #play 1 #char 43 /i #send nuked:die #die @star #cycle 1 #end :blink #char 249 /i #char 43 /i #char 88 /i #char 197 /i #char 88 /i #char 43 /i #char 249 /i #char 255 #send me:resume #die @slim #cycle 1 #end :change #char 99 #end :die #die @slim #cycle 1 #end :change #char 49 #end :die #die @slim #cycle 1 #end :change #char 57 #end :die #die @slim #cycle 1 #end :change #char 57 #end :die #die @slim #cycle 1 #end :change #char 54 #end :die #die @slim #cycle 1 #end :change #char 44 #end :die #die @slim #cycle 1 #end :change #char 49 #end :die #die @slim #cycle 1 #end :change #char 57 #end :die #die @slim #cycle 1 #end :change #char 57 #end :die #die @slim #cycle 1 #end :change #char 55 #end :die #die @slim #cycle 1 #end :change #char 71 #end :die #die @slim #cycle 1 #end :change #char 85 #end :die #die @slim #cycle 1 #end :change #char 73 #end :die #die @slim #cycle 1 #end :change #char 78 #end :die #die @slim #cycle 1 #end :change #char 30 #end :die #die @slim #cycle 1 #end :change #char 78 #end :die #die @slim #cycle 1 #end :change #char 71 #end :die #die @slim #cycle 1 #end :change #char 30 #end :die #die @slim #cycle 1 #end :change #char 77 #end :die #die @slim #cycle 1 #end :change #char 69 #end :die #die @slim #cycle 1 #end :change #char 83 #end :die #die @Alan #end :move #send Phelan:move #cycle 255 /i #cycle 1 #char 2 /n/n/n/n/n/n/n/n/n/n #cycle 3 #end :talk Alan: Hello there PHELONIOUS PORKCHOPS!!! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Phelan you SUCK!!! #shoot e #end :shot Alan: No YOU suck! #shoot e #end :no Alan: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i /e/e/e/e/e Give me that back you bum! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #send Phelan:jasoneat #end :nono #cycle 1 #char 1 Alan: NO /i Alan: NOO /i Alan: NOOO /i Alan: NOOOO /i Alan: NOOOOO /i Alan: NOOOOOO /i Alan: NOOOOOOO /i Alan: NOOOOOOOO /i Alan: NOOOOOOOOO /i Alan: NOOOOOOOOOO /i Alan: NOOOOOOOOOOO /i Alan: NOOOOOOOOOOOO /i Alan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO /i Alan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /i Alan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /i Alan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /i Alan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /i Alan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /i Alan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /i Alan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /i Alan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /i Alan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /i Alan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /i Alan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /i Alan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /i Alan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /i Alan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /i Alan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /i Alan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /i Alan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /i Alan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /i Alan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /i Alan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /i Alan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /i Alan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /i lan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /i an: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /i n: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /i : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /i NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /i NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /i OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /i OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! /i OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! /i OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! /i OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! /i OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! /i OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! /i OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! /i OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! /i OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! /i OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! /i OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! /i OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! /i OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i OOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i OOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i OOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i OOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i OOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i OOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i OOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i OO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i !!!!!!!!!!!!!! /i !!!!!!!!!!!!! /i !!!!!!!!!!!! /i !!!!!!!!!!! /i !!!!!!!!!! /i !!!!!!!!! /i !!!!!!!! /i !!!!!!! /i !!!!!! /i !!!!! /i !!!! /i !!! /i !! /i ! /i #char 2 #cycle 3 Alan: Hey! That's the best "NO!" I've /i/i/i/i/i/i/i ever said in my entire life! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #send Jason:eat #end :belch Alan: That's not a belch! This is a truly /i/i/i/i/i/i/i wondrous, joyous, magnificent, /i/i/i/i/i/i/i extravagant, jubilant belch! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i (BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPP!) #play T----c9c9c9d9d9e9e9d9d9c9c9c9c9c98 /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Oh such loveliness has befallen us! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #send Tomas:come #end :adie #send Tomas:killjason /s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s #char 255 #end :die #char 2 /i /n/n Alan: Hahahahahahahaha! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #send tomas:mad /i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i Alan: Ok, then. Bye bye! /s/s #die @Phelan #end :move #cycle 255 /i #char 2 #cycle 1 /n/n/n/n/n/n/n/n/n/n #cycle 3 /i/i/i Phelan: Hello there, ALAN MIDAS!!! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #send Alan:talk #end :shot :shot #zap shot Phelan: No YOU suck! #shoot w #end :shot /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w #play bacdec /e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e #char 1 Phelan: HAHA! I have your hat! HAHAHA! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #char 2 #send Alan:no #end :jasoneat Phelan: Never! I'll just feed it to Jason /i/i/i/i/i/i/i instead! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #send Jason:come #end :ok Phelan: Ok Jason, here you go. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #send Alan:nono #end :die Phelan: Toma sucks! Bye bye! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #send Alan:adie /s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s #die #put n red object #die #put n red object #die