#END :TITLE #PLAY xi4 #CHANGE WHITE INVISIBLE YELLOW SOLID #CHANGE CYAN INVISIBLE RED FAKE /i/i/i/i/i/i #PLAY xi2 #CHANGE RED INVISIBLE YELLOW SOLID #CHANGE PURPLE INVISIBLE RED FAKE /i/i/i/i/i/i #SEND ALL:TEXT #END @Mood #END :Bombone /i/i/i #CHAR 001 #CYCLE 3 /s/s/s/s/s/s/s /e #END :Mood /i/i/i/i I believe that Jerk, in his own moronic /n /s /n /s /n /s /n /s Seventies way, has made a point. Those /n /s /n /s /n /s /n /s Two obviously didn't count on any /n /s /n /s /n /s /n /s Hostile resistance. /n /s /n /s /n /s /n /s #SEND ALL:BRENT #END :LEAVE #DIE @Ginny #End :LEAVE #DIE #END :BOMBONE /i/i/i #CHAR 002 #CYCLE 3 /s/s/s/s/s/s/s /w #END :GINNY /i/i/i/i Gee, Jerk, who IS this guy? /n /s /n /s /n /s /n /s #SEND ALL:JERK #END @Music /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play ixdxdxfxdxgxggxg#xg /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play ixxdxdxfxdxgxggxa /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play ixxdxdxfxdxgxggxg#xg /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play ixxaxxxaxxxdxdddxxx /i/i/i/i/i/i/i #SEND ALL:TALKIN #END :SONG #RESTART #END @FSJIPFWE #END :TALKIN #ZAP TALKIN #END :TALKIN /i/i/i/i/i And so, the StixVille Bomb Squad /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Walked off......... #SEND ALL:LEAVE /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Because it was time for lunch. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i But little did they realize, /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i That soon, disaster would strike /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i StixVille, and they would be forced /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i To appear in a pathetic series of /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i ZZT, QBASIC, AND MZX games. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i This is the beginning. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i This is where it all starts. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Aren't you excitied. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Press 'P' to play. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i The title screen is done. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Maybe. #CYCLE 255 /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #CYCLE 3 Since you waited this long, /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i I'll give you ten thousand /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Torches. #SET TORCHES #END @Biff #END :BAD /s #CHAR 002 /e/e/e/e/e/e /i/i/i/i #SHOOT E ARRRRRGGGHHHH!! /i/i #SHOOT E AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! /i/i #SHOOT E Ow. #SEND ALL:POP /i/i/i/i /n /e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e /s /i/i/i/i/i Heh, heh. Now we own dis tahn, Al. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Thaz rite, Biff. Time ta surf the wave. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i CRIME WAVE, dat is! Har! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Har! Youze is funne, Al. Reaal funne. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Now der ain't no onesz dat can stop us. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Yeah, Biff. Crime is here ta stay. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #SEND ALL:ZAOR #END :Hello /i/i Hey! Who r yu? /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Foolish humans. I am Zargon, /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Supreme Emperor of the planet M¢¤-k˜. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i To your right is Sagivous, second in /i/i/i/i/i/i/i command. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Your planet is OURS NOW. Mu-ha-ha-ha!!! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Nice laugh. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Thank you. Now, you must DIE!!!! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Wez ain't gohin dahn wit out a fight! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Git 'em, Al! #SEND ALL:ALSHOT #SHOOT W /i/i #SHOOT W /i/i #SHOOT W /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i That was very un-nessasary, human scum. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Prepair to die. Buh-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaa!!! /i/i/i #SEND ALL:LAZER #END :World ARRRRRRGHHHHHHHH!!!! #PUT N RED FAKE #PUT S RED FAKE #PUT W RED FAKE #PUT E RED FAKE #BECOME YELLOW SOLID #END @Al #End :Bad /s #CHAR 001 /w/w/w/w/w/w /i/i/i/i/i #SHOOT W ACKKKKKK!!!!! /i/i #SHOOT W BLARGHHH!!!!!!! /i #SHOOT W Yeah! #SEND ALL:POOP /i/i/i/i /n /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w /s #End :ALSHOT #SHOOT E /i/i #SHOOT E /i/i #SHOOT E #END :Shot MY ARM!! #ZAP SHOT #END :SHOT MY LEG! #ZAP SHOT #END :SHOT MY LANTA!!!!! #PUT N RED FAKE #PUT S RED FAKE #PUT W RED FAKE #PUT E RED FAKE #SEND ALL:BADEAD #BECOME YELLOW SOLID #END @Jimmy #end :Go #CHAR 002 /e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e Jimmy:Hey Billy! /i/i/i/i/i/i Billy:Hey Jimmy! /i/i/i/i/i/i Jimmy:Let's play catch! /i/i/i/i/i/i Billy:Yeah! #SEND ALL:BALL /i/i/i/i/i/i Jimmy:Weeeeeee! What fun! /i/i/i/i/i/i Billy:Yeah! /i/i/i/i/i/i Jimmy:I love being able to play catch! /i/i/i/i/i/i Jimmy:At night! /i/i/i/i/i/i Jimmy:Alone! /i/i/i/i/i/i Jimmy:In a bad neighborhood! /i/i/i/i/i/i Jimmy:Completely unprotected! /i/i/i/i/i/i Billy:Yeah! /i/i/i/i/i/i Jimmy:Nothing bad will EVER happen! /i/i/i/i/i/i Billy:Yeah! /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #SEND ALL:BAD #END :POP #PUT N RED FAKE #PUT S RED FAKE #PUT E RED FAKE #PUT W RED FAKE #BECOME RED SOLID #END @Ball #End :Ball #CHAR 007 #CYCLE 1 /e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e /e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e /i/i/i/i /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w /i/i/i/i #SEND BALL:BALL :pop #DIE @Billy #End :go #Char 001 /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w #End :poop #PUT N RED FAKE #PUT S RED FAKE #PUT E RED FAKE #PUT W RED FAKE #BECOME RED SOLID @Zargon #END :ZAOR /n #CHAR 002 /e/e/e/e/e/e/e /n/n /e/e/e/e/e/e/e /s/s /e/e/e/e/e/e/e/e /i/i #SEND ALL:Hello #END :BADEAD /i/i/i /n/n /e/e/e/e/e/e Well, Sagivous, it look like WE /i/i/i/i/i are now the ones who are /i/i/i/i/i owning this town. /i/i/i/i/i Yes, you see, now the omnious /i/i/i/i/i sounding Plan 3Q can begin. /i/i/i/i/i No one can stop us. /i/i/i/i/i #SEND ALL:BOMB #END :SHOT #ZAP SHOT #END :SHOT #ZAP SHOT #END :SHOT #ZAP SHOT #END :SHOT AHHH! RETREAT!! #SEND ALL:BOMBONE #DIE @GUNN #END :LAZER /n #CHAR 016 /e/e #SEND ALL:WORLD #DIE @Sagivous #END :ZAOR /n #CHAR 002 /w/w/w/w/w/w/w /n/n /w/w/w/w/w/w/w /s/s /w/w/w/w/w/w/w/w #END :lazer #SHOOT W /i/i #SHOOT W /i/i #SHOOT W #END :BADEAD /i/i/i /n/n /w/w/w/w/w #END :Shot #ZAP SHOT #END :SHOT #ZAP SHOT #END :SHOT #ZAP SHOT #END :SHOT /i/i/i/i PQOWIEURYT¢“žŸ™‚€•û“’ž€ù–û**** #PUT N PURPLE FAKE #PUT S PURPLE FAKE #PUT W PURPLE FAKE #PUT E PURPLE FAKE #END @P #END :TEXT #PLAY ix8 #CHAR 080 #END @A #END :TEXT #CHAR 065 #END @R #END :TEXT #CHAR 082 #END @T #END :TEXT #CHAR 084 #END @O #END :TEXT /i/i/i/i/i/i #PLAY ix6 #CHAR 079 #END @N #END :TEXT /i/i/i/i/i/i #CHAR 078 #END @E #END :TEXT /i/i/i/i/i/i #CHAR 069 /i/i/i/i/i/i #SEND ALL:PLOT #END @' #END :PLOT /i/i #PLAY Xi2 #CHAR 039 #END @P #END :PLOT /i/i/i #CHAR 080 #PLAY xi2 #END @l #END :PLOT /i/i/i/i #CHAR 108 #PLAY xi2 #END @o #END :PLOT /i/i/i/i/i #CHAR 111 #PLAY xi2 #END @t #END :PLOT /i/i/i/i/i/i #CHAR 116 #PLAY xi2 #END @? #END :PLOT /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #CHAR 063 #PLAY xi2 #END @W #END :PLOT /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #CHAR 087 #PLAY xi2 #END @h #END :PLOT /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #CHAR 104 #PLAY xi2 #END @a #END :PLOT /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #CHAR 097 #PLAY xi2 #END @t #END :PLOT /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #CHAR 116 #PLAY xi2 #END @p #END :PLOT /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #CHAR 112 #PLAY xi2 #END @l #END :PLOT /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #CHAR 108 #PLAY xi2 #END @o #END :PLOT /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #CHAR 111 #PLAY xi2 #END @t #END :PLOT /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #CHAR 116 #PLAY xi2 #END @? #END :PLOT /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #CHAR 063 #PLAY xi2 #END @' #END :PLOT /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i /i #CHAR 039 #PLAY xi2 #SEND ALL:SONG #END @Omnious Dark Voice /i/i/i/i/i/i/i StixVille: The most peaceful town /i/i/i/i/i/i/i In America. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i The ideal surburb\small city. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i High employment. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Good envirornmental standards. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i Low crime rate. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Until one day.............. #SEND ALL:GO #End @Brent #End :BOMB #CYCLE 3 #SHOOT N #END :BOMBONE /i/i/i #CHAR 002 /n /n/n/n/n/n/n/n /i/i/i/i/i Hmmmmm......Of all the people I've ever /n /s /n /s /n /s /n /s Shot, this one is the FIRST that's ever /n /s /n /s /n /s /n /s Had purple blood. /n /s /n /s /n /s /n /s #SEND ALL:GINNY #END :BRENT /i/i/i And there's no resistance more hostile /n /s /n /s /n /s /n /s Than us! The Bomb Squad! /n /s /n /s /n /s /n /s #SEND ALL:TITLE #END :LEAVE #DIE @Jerk #END :BOMB #CYCLE 3 #SHOOT N #END :BOMBONE #CHAR 002 /n/n/n/n/n/n/n/n /w #END :JERK /i/i/i/i Well, Ginny, it 'beats me'! /n /s /n /s /n /s /n /s But these 'cats' obiously /n /s /n /s /n /s /n /s Weren't 'Hip to the Know!' /n /s /n /s /n /s /n /s #SEND ALL:MOOD #END :LEAVE #DIE