°±°±°°±°°±°°°°°°±°°°±°±°°°±°°°±°±°°±°±±°°°±°°±°°°°±°°±°°°±°°²²²°²±°°²±°²²±²°°°±²±°±±²±²°²°°±²°±±°±±²°°±°°²±°±²²²±°±²±±±²²²²²²±²²±±±±²±²²±²²²²±±²±±±²²²²±²²±²²²²²±±±²²±±²±²²²±±±±²²²²Û²²²²²²Û²ÛÛ²²²²²Û²²²ÛÛ²²²²Û²²²²²²²²²ÛÛÛ²Û²ÛÛÛ²Û²²²ÛÛÛÛÛ²²ÛÛ²²²²²Û°°ÛÛÛ°ÛÛÛ²Û²Û°²²²²°²Û²²Û°Û°²Û°°ÛÛ°°²²ÛÛÛÛ²Û°²²²²²ÛÛ²Û²ÛÛ°Û°Û°°°°°ÛÛ°Û°ÛÛÛ°°°ÛÛÛ°Û°°Û°Û°°°°Û°°°°Û°Û°Û°ÛÛ°Û°°°°°°°°°° ÛÛÛ ÛÛ Û ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ Û²² Û²² Û²² Û²² °°Û²²²Û @chaingunner #cycle 1 #asdf #end :touch #play tefefef#ef#e!ge!gg#g#g# You find a signed ballot. So you just have to write your name in and turn it in! #give score 1 #die #end :begin #lock #play tce!f#+a #char 32 /i#char 7 /i#char 9 /i#char 1 /i#char 2 Oh no! A °±²ÛÝchaingunnerÞÛ²±° #unlock :fight #go rndns #go seek #if alligned #shoot seek #if alligned #shoot seek #if alligned #shoot seek #if alligned #shoot seek /i#fight #end :shot #restore touch #zap shot #char 254 #end :asdf #zap touch ²²ÛÛ°ÛÛÛÛ²ÛÛÛÛÛ°Û----Û Û Û----²²Û Û Û²²°°°Û°°ÛÛÛ°²ÛÛ²²Û #cycle 1 #end :touch #send chaingunner:begin #die Û²ÛÛ²²ÛÛ°°²Û @Undecided Voter #cycle 1 #asdf #end :shot #lock #play s-f-bf "To Valhalla I ride..." #die #end :touch #lock #play s++ex-b You ring the doorbell and hear footsteps. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i "What do you want?" A gruff looking man answers. #if ok good /i !fail;Say "See, I'm running for president $of the sandwich shop..." $ !fail;Say "Are you planning to vote this $weekend?" #unlock #end :fail #char 120 #zap touch #play -hf-bf "Sorry, not interested", he says. #end :touch #lock #play s++ex-b You ring the doorbell and hear footsteps. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i "I said I'm not interested!" #zap touch #unlock #end :touch #lock #play s++ex-b You ring the doorbell and hear footsteps. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i "That's it..." #zap touch #unlock #play tce!f#+a /i#char 7 /i#char 9 /i#char 1 /i#char 2 "AHRHAHRHAHRHAR!" #restore shot :loop #go seek #if alligned /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i#shoot seek #loop #end :asdf #zap shot #end :good "Ooh, you're that guy a friend of mine told me to help out" he says. "What can I do for you?" "I'm just wondering if you could help me out a bit by voting me as president of the sandwich company this weekend", you respond. $ He scratches his beard and says "Sure, I'll even tell my brother inside to help out too." /i @Decided Voter #zap touch #zap touch #play tefefef#ef#e!ge!gg#g#g# #give score 2 You won two more votes! #end :touch #lock #play s++ex-b You ring the doorbell but hear no answer Û²°ÛÛÛ°|Û|²Û @Your House #end :touch This is your home. $ Are you finished getting voters on your side? $ !yes;Yes. !no;No. #end :no That's ok. Come back when you're ready. #end :yes #take score 5 fail $°°±±²²ÛÛÝCongratulations!ÞÛÛ²²±±°° $ You have enough votes to ensure that you win the election tomorrow! Your new job as the president of the sandwich shop starts on Monday. #endgame #end :fail Uh-oh! You didn't get enough votes. But it's too late to go back out there, you already said you were done! You lose. #endgame Û²|°|ÛÛÛ²²Û @Republican Scum #cycle 1 #end :touch #lock #play s++ex-b You ring the doorbell and hear footsteps. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i Greetings, brother! How are you doing on this fine afternoon? $ !justpickit;Say "Good, good. Listen, I $was wondering if I could count on your $vote in the upcoming election for $president of the sandwich shop." #unlock #end :justpickit #zap touch He smiles and proclaims "You shouldn't even have to remind when it comes to helping a fellow Republican out. Also have 7 gems. /i#play tefefef#ef#e!ge!gg#g#g# #give gems 7 #give score 1 You got a vote, and some gems! #end :touch #lock #play s++ex-b You ring the doorbell and hear footsteps. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i "Greetings brother! Good luck at the election this weekend! :)" Û²²ÛÛ°ÛÛ°°°° ²²²² ²²²²²² ²²²²²² ²²²²²² ²²²²²² ²²²²²² ²²²²²² @Introduction :loop #if alligned start #loop #end :start #take health 90 It is now mid-afternoon, Wednesday. Representing the Republican party, you (Anthony) are running for the election of president of the sandwich shop. However, things are looking bleak. The candidate of the Democrat side currently hold the popular vote. Your only hope is to go door-to-door, convincing people to vote for you... /i Also you have a gun (being a Republican) but you need to find bullets. #end :stop #lock #end :stop #lock #cycle 1 #end :touch #lock #play cef You found a medkit. #give health 30 #die @Salesman #cycle 1 #end :touch "Hey, there. Looking to get some votes for that election, huh? Give me 10 gems and I might be able to help you out..." $ !yes;Say "Yes." !no;Say "No." #end :no "Good luck winning, then." #end :yes #take gems 10 TooPoor #set ok #zap touch "Pleasure doing buisness with you." #end :TooPoor "You don't have enough gems!" #end :touch "Talk to my friend and he'll help you." ÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÛ Û ÛÛ ² Û ÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ² ÛÛÛ Û°° Û²² Û²² ²²Û²ÛÛ²²ÛÛ² Û°Û----Û Û Û----ÛÛÛ² Û ²² ² #cycle 1 #end :touch #lock #if blocked opp seek #try rndns #if blocked n #try e #if blocked e #try w #go opp seek #play --c You push the trash can. #unlock #end :shot #shoot opp seek Û Û Û °°ÛÛ²²°±²ÛÛ @policedoor #end :touch Do you want to search the police station? $ !yesido;Yes. !no;No. #cycle 1 #end :a #put s empty /s #put n breakable #char 240 #end :yesido #zap touch #give ammo 10 You search around the police station and find a box of 10 bullets. #end :touch You already searched through the police station. #end :no #end ²Û²°°ÛÛÛÛ°°Û°|Û|°Û @Undecided Voter #cycle 1 #asdf #end :shot "Oh no; I'm dead." #play -sf-bf #die #end :touch #lock #play s++ex-b You ring the doorbell and hear footsteps. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #unlock "Hello, young man. What can I do for you today?" answers an old woman. $ !vote;Say "Hello, I would like you to $vote for me on the upcoming election on $who should hold authority over the $sandwich industry." $ !come;Say "Hello, if I can have a minute $of your time I'd like to come in." $ !crisis;Say "I do not mean to alarm you $but we are in a crisis here!!!" #end :vote "I'm sorry young man, but I'm already voting for the candidate of the Democratic Party. I'm afraid you're too late." She responds feverishly. #fail #end :come She looks at you with wide eyes and shouts "oh, no! I'm not letting you take advantage of me! Get out before I call the police!" #fail #end :crisis She gasps in horror; "A... a crisis? Please, tell me more. I do not wish to be buried by time and dust." $ !vote4me;Say "Don't worry, ma'am! All you $have to do is vote for me in the upcoming $election for the president of the $sandwich company and all will be well." $ !vote2me;Say "I have a plan... there's an $election for the sandwich company; the $root of the crisis. If somehow I were to $become president, I could solve it in a $jiffy!" #end :vote4me The woman's face turns bright red as her eyebrows slant to make her look angry. She opens her mouth and says "Do you think I'm stupid?! I know what you're trying to do, and it's not going to work. I'm sorry, but if you come near my house again I'm calling the police." #fail #end :vote2me @Decided Voter #zap touch "But of course!", she responds. "It's bound to work. You sure got my vote!" /i#play tefefef#ef#e!ge!gg#g#g# #give score 1 You won over an undecided voter! #end :touch #lock #play s++ex-b You ring the doorbell and hear footsteps. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i#unlock The old woman smiles, ":) Why, hello sir. I'm voting for you! :) Keep up the good work, son." #end :fail #play -hf-bf #zap touch #zap touch #char 120 #end :touch #lock #zap touch #play s++ex-b You ring the doorbell and hear footsteps. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i#unlock The old woman says, "You again?! That's it. I'm calling the police." /i#if not p gonna #send police:attack #end :touch #play s++ex-b You ring the doorbell but hear no answer. #end :gonna #restore shot #zap touch "What?! No police! That's ok, I'll take care of you myself" she yells. #play tce!f#+a #char 32 /i#char 7 /i#char 9 /i#char 1 /i#char 2 "AAAAHHHHH!" :fight /i#go seek #if alligned /i/i/i#shoot seek #fight #end :asdf #zap shot Û°|Û|°²²ÛÛ²Û @Undecided Voter #cycle 1 #end :touch #lock #play s++ex-b You ring the doorbell and hear footsteps. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i A 20-some year old minority person answers the door. Choking back the vomit in your Republican mouth, you say... $ !nig;Say "sup, g." $ !cracker;Say "Good afternoon, sir! My name $is Anthony and I'm running for president $of the sandwich company. If you'll give $me a moment of your time I'm positive I $can convince you to make the right $choice in the upcoming election." #unlock #end :cracker #play -hf-bf #zap touch He looks at you funny and says "im sorry buh i couldn't understand a werd you said." before shutting the door. #char 120 #end :nig He nods his head, his lips procreating a faint grin. "word, dog. wuh can i do yo fo?" $ !cracker;Say "I'm going to door-to-door $asking for the citizens' support on the $upcoming sandwich election for $president." $ !vote4me;Say "not much, not much... just $need some votes 4 the sandwich thing $bro." #end :vote4me @Decided Voter #zap touch He smiles and says "dat's coo', dat's coo. u got my vote. :) :)" /i#play tefefef#ef#e!ge!gg#g#g# #give score 1 You won over an undecided voter! #end :touch #lock #play s++ex-b You ring the doorbell but hear no answer. #unlock Û²²Û ² @liberal #cycle 1 #asdf #end :shot #lock #play s-f-bf You killed her. #die #end :attack #zap touch /i#char 7 /i#char 9 /i#char 1 /i#char 2 #restore shot :loop #walk seek #if alligned /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i#shoot seek #loop #end :asdf #zap shot ²Û @Undecided Voter #cycle 1 #end :touch #lock #play s++ex-b You ring the doorbell and hear footsteps. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i A young, hippie-type woman opens the door and answers "can I help you?" $ !republican;Say "Yes, hello. I'm $representing the Republican..." $ !stall;Say "Good afternoon, young lady. $What are you up to?" $ !ohno;Say "Are you aware that we are in a $crisis?" #unlock #end :republican Her eye twitches as she grins her teeth. "A... a REPUBLICAN?! In... in MY neighborhood? Big mistake, buster. Now I'm going to have to send my croonies to kill you." /i She slams the door shut. #send liberal:attack #send police:attack #fail #end :ohno The woman crosses her arms, opens her mouth and exclaims, "Yeah, I know. But I don't see what you can do to help." $ !well;Say "Well, if elected as president $of the sandwich shop then I swear to fix $this crisis, first thing! $ !damn;Say "Why, I can do everything!" #end :well She says "And what could the president of a sandwich shop do? You know what, forget it. Leave me alone." #fail #end :damn She rolls her eyes, and shuts the door without even letting you respond. #fail #end :stall "Just cooking something in the oven..." she responds. "What do you want?" /i You give a long-winded speech about the president of the sandwich shop election. But all the sudden you hear a fire alarm in her kitchen. "oh no!" she said. "Don't worry! I'll save your kitchen!" You take a fire extinguisher and extinguish the fire. /i "Oh, bless you!" the woman says in between gasps. "What can I ever do to forgive you?" $ !gems;Say "Can I have some money?" $ !vote2me;Say "Vote for me." #end :vote2me @Decided Voter #lock #zap touch "Yes... of course." /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i #play tefefef#ef#e!ge!gg#g#g# #give score 1 You won over an undecided voter! #unlock #end :touch #lock #play s++ex-b You ring the doorbell but hear no answer. #end :fail #zap touch #play -hf-bf #char 120 #end :touch #lock #play s++ex-b You ring the doorbell and hear footsteps. /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i "Go away!" #unlock #end :gems #zap touch #give gems 3 Yes, of course. Û² @liberal #cycle 1 #asdf #end :shot #lock #play s-f-bf You killed her. #die #end :attack #zap touch #play tce!f#+a /i#char 7 /i#char 9 /i#char 1 /i#char 2 #restore shot :loop #walk seek #if alligned /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i#shoot seek #loop #end :asdf #zap shot Û°²²°°²²°°² @police #cycle 1 #set p #asdf #end :shot #lock #play -sf-bf The police officer lets out a shrill shriek unlike any you've heard before. With his last breath, he screams "Oh, no! I'm dead and there's no one to take my place!" #clear p #die #cycle 1 #end :touch The police station. It would be a mistake to try and get their attention as they would most likely kill you in a morbidly fulfilling way. #end :attack #zap touch #play tce!f#+a #char 32 /s#put n solid /i#char 7 /i#char 9 /i#char 1 /i#char 2 #send policedoor:a #restore shot :loop #go seek #if alligned /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i#shoot seek #loop #end :asdf #zap shot °°°ÛÛÛÛ°°° #cycle 1 #end :touch #lock #play cef #give health 90 You find and equipt some body armor. #die ²²²²²² ²²²²²² ²²²²²² ²²²²²² ²²²²²² ²²²²²² ²²²²² ÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ ÛÛÛ Û