nanogame °±±²²² THE ULTIMATE SANDWICH ²²²±±° qp
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/i/i/i/i/i#char 32
/i#char 51
/i/i/i#char 32
/i#char 51
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i#char 223
/i#char 220
/i#char 32
/i
':game
#char 52
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@Backstory
#if not contact end
#all:game
#char 1
/i#walk e
You run after the other agent, gasping
for breath. You can't let him get away.
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
He sprints down the alley with ease.
You should've covered the back of the
building more carefully.
/i
No use now.
$
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
Wait -- what's that?
$
#trap:go
#end
:thud
#walk i
#char 15
/w#put w green door
#put w fake
/w#put e breakable
#put w fake
#restore touch
#end
'touch
#lock
Ron stands over the alien corpse. You owe
him one for taking down the enemy agent.
/i
You search the body. A plasgun, a few
coins, and a slip of paper...
/i
$TOP SECRET
$
$OVERLORD SANDWICH
$INGREDIENT JINAVOTRO
$
$* BACON (VNG PORK BACON)
$* MAYONNAISE DG PLATH
$* TOMATO, VOR
$* MARTIAN FLAT-LETTUCE
$
/i
This is a goldmine.
$
I mean it. This is what you've been
looking for all this time.
/i
This... is the ingredient list for the
most incredible sandwich of all time.
$
It's sought after by the entire human
race. The aliens have kept its recipe
closely guarded, and wars have been fought
over the right to manufacture it.
$
Until now, only the aliens have been
able to slap two pieces of bread around
the mouth-watering, all-satisfying
ingredients of...
/i
THE ALIEN OVERLORD ULTIMATE SANDWICH.
$
/i
But you must act fast. Killing their
courier has certainly raised the alarm.
$
You have to make the sandwich now.
$
/i
YOU: We have the goods. Teleport out!
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i#all:teleport
@trap
#end
:go
#char 46
/i/i/i#char 249
/i/i#play 49494
#put n yellow fake
#put e yellow fake
#become yellow solid
±±°±°°°°°°°°° ° ±±°°° ° °° °°°°°°°±°±± ° ±±±°±°°±°°°°
@trap
#end
:go
/i/i/i/i/i/i
:r
:r
:r
:r
#change red water empty
#change red breakable water
#change yellow fake red breakable
#change yellow solid fake
#zap r
#r
:r
/i/i/i/i#char 2
/i/n/i/n#end
:teleport
#char 197
/i#char 88
/i#char 197
/i#char 88
/i#char 43
/i#char 249
/i#char 250
/i#die
° ° ° ÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ
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@Tourist Info
#end
:touch
Welcome to the BOARE-180 viewing platform!
As you know, BOARE-180 is the only man-
made asteroid, formed completely out of
pork fat!* You are welcome to shoot at it
and at a nearby satellite, for some
unspecified reason!
$
*There are unconfirmed reports of a small
deposit of bacon on the far side of the
asteroid. But it's probably all just fat.
#end
:touch
#lock
#shoot e
/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i#unlock
°
#end
:telefin
#walk i
#end
:tast
#walk e
#end
:thud
#walk i
/i/w/w/w/w/w/i#walk e
#end
:shot
#walk i
#char 15
#shoot s
#char 92
#walk e
±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±°°°±±±±±±±°°°º ° ±±±
@ar
:telefin
#char 177
#end
:tvenus
#if blocked opp rndne /i/i/i/i/i/i/i/i
#if blocked opp rndne /i/i/i/i
#if blocked opp rndne /i/i
#char 176
/i/i#char 177
/i#shoot s
/i/i/i/i#tvenus
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±
±
±
±±
±
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#end
:shot
#zap shot
#char 247
/s/w/s#walk w
#end
:thud
#walk i
#put w fake
/w#end
:touch
It's bacon! You take it.
#clear b
#become water
²²
²²²²
#end
:touch
Mmm, tasty!
#give health 25
#become fake
²
²²²²²²
²²²²²²²²²
#end
:tvenus
/i#if not contact tvenus
#all:fvenus
#end
:tvenus
#put s player
#end
:fvenus
#play sx
#shoot s
²Û
#end
:teleport
#put s player
#end
:telefin
#play sx
#shoot s
²²²ÛÛ
#end
:tast
#put s player
#end
:fast
#play sx
#shoot s
#end
:tast
/i#if not contact tast
#all:fast
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#end
:touch
It's a Vor Tomato. You take it.
#clear t
#become fake
²
²²²²²²²²²²²²
²
#end
:touch
Mmm, tasty!
#give health 25
#become fake
²²²²²²²²²
#end
:tvenus
#zap touch
#end
:fvenus
:telefin
#restore touch
#end
:touch
#zap touch
#all:teleport
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@Control Panel
#end
:touch
And where would you like to go?
!m;Mars
!v;Venusian plantations (forecast: rain)
!a;The asteroid BOARE-180
!p;Planet of The Internal Editor
#end
:m
#zap touch
#all:tmars
#end
:v
#zap touch
#all:tvenus
#end
:a
#zap touch
#all:tast
#end
:p
#zap touch
#all:ted
#end
:telefin
#restore touch
@Ron
#set b
#set m
#set t
#set l
#end
:teleport
#lock
#zap teleport
#char 250
/i#char 249
/i#char 43
/i#char 88
/i#char 197
/i#char 88
/i#char 197
/i#char 2
/i/i/s/i/w/i/s#unlock
#end
:touch
We have the following ingredients:
#if b if m if t if l $Nothing.
#if not b $Bacon! sssss
#if not m $Some of that special mayo
#if not t $A "Vor" Tomato
#if not l $Some of that flat-lettuce
#if b end
#if m end
#if t end
#if l end
!make;Let's make that sandwich!
#end
:make
#lock
#all:stop
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#end
:tast
#zap touch
#end
:fast
:telefin
#restore touch
#end
:touch
#zap touch
#all:teleport
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#end
:teleport
#if not contact /i#teleport
#all:telefin
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@Ron
#end
:telefin
#lock
/i/i/i/i/i
We're safe for the moment, but I'm
sure they'll track us down in a couple
of minutes. Move fast, kid.
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@boom
#end
:telefin
#zap telefin
#give torches 120
/i
:loop
#take torches 1 break
/i#loop
:break
#play 49494949494949494
#change empty red solid
THE ALIENS FIND YOU AND BLOW YOU UP
OR SOMETHING
#endgame
:stop
²²²
@Yay!
#end
:stop
You whip out two pieces of bread and pile
the ingredients between them.
/i
You take a bite.
$
/i
The aliens can kill you. They can destroy
your copy of the recipe. They can even
take your sandwich away, leaving no way
for the human race to reverse engineer
their superior meal technologies.
/i
But they cannot take away the happiness,
the supreme delight one feels when he
tastes THE ALIEN OVERLORD ULTIMATE
SANDWICH for the first time.
/i
The aliens arrive a few seconds later.
Realizing that they cannot take away your
victory, they hang their head-like-things
and head back to their home planet.
/i
I guess this means you win.
$
/i#endgame
:loop
RON: Hey, save some for me! >:(
/i#loop
±²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²±PLATH±±±² ²º±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±
±±±
±±±±±±±±±² ²º±±²²²²²
²²²²
²²±±±±±±±±²²²²²²²²²±±±±±±±±
@Plath
#end
:touch
#lock
You encounter a huge wall of mayonnaise.
Legend has it that the inhabitants of this
planet kept their mayonnaise behind locked
doors, due to its peculiar tendency to
grow until it filled entire rooms.
/i
Nah. That's ridiculous.
$
/i
At any rate, you take a big gob of Plath
mayonnaise with you.
/i#char 176
#clear m
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²²²²²²
²²²²²²²²²²²±±±±±±±±±²
#end
:ted
/i#if not contact ted
#all:fed
#end
:ted
#put s player
#end
:fed
#play sx
#shoot s
²º²
#end
:tmars
#put s player
#end
:fmars
#play sx
#shoot s
²
#end
:tmars
/i#if not contact tmars
#all:fmars
²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²²
²²²²
²²²±±±±±±±±±²
#end
:ted
#zap touch
#end
:fed
:telefin
#restore touch
#end
:touch
#zap touch
#all:teleport
º
#end
:tmars
#zap touch
#end
:fmars
:telefin
#restore touch
#end
:touch
#zap touch
#all:teleport
²²²²²²²
@cl
#end
:tmars
/i#if not contact tmars
#take health 5 endgame
Ow! It's cone-lettuce!
:wait
/i#if contact wait
#tmars
:telefin
²²²²²²²
²²²²²²²²
°²²
#end
:touch
Hey, it's some flat-lettuce!
#clear l
#become fake
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